You have no idea just how off limits Prompto is, Gladio. That is his precious little ray of sunshine and he will fight you for him.

"You know Ignis already talked to me about this stuff a long time ago, right?" Because of course he had. Ignis had always made certain he was prepared for anything. "I know you're trying to help. Just... next time lay off the graphic detail a bit."

Jesus Fucking Christ.

"Listen, Gladio, I'm glad you had a good time, but I don't need to know."