Oh, wow. All that sounded kind of painful and dangerous, and he'd never really thought about it before but he was wondering now if being with Noct meant he would just. Not have sex.

That was a bummer.

Damnit Noct, why did you flee without him?

Because his hands weren't doing a good enough job hiding him, he pulled his knees up and tucked his head behind them.

"Okay, okay, I won't fuck Noct! Happy?"

At least Gladio knew who planned on being on top now.